Seasonal Cookies

Almond SugarMoms $12.00

Almond SugarMoms

Almond SugarMoms

Each order includes 16 delicious cookies. Currently, we only accept CASH and offer local pickup and delivery in the Columbus, Ohio area.
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Almond SugarMoms

$12.00

What could be more refreshing and wholesome than a mouthful of Mom? Almond SugarMoms are the very embodiment of all that is wonderful about motherhood. They’re light, but firm; tender, but a little flaky; thin, yet weighty with responsibility (and butter). The almond flavoring gives them that delicious impression of marzipan without the guilt. Buy some for your dear mother, or get some for...

Coconut $12.00

Coconut

Coconut

Each order includes 16 delicious cookies. Currently, we only accept CASH and offer local pickup and delivery in the Columbus, Ohio area.
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Coconut

$12.00

Somewhere, deep in the glorious, heat-glazed tropics, a palm tree is waving its fronds in the island breezes and wondering, “What have you bastards done with my babies?” And somewhere else, delicious coconut babies are being chopped up and processed in order to become delectable coconut cookies. That’s right, bitches, coconut. A big-ass mound of shredded coconut, toasted in the...

Maple Pignolia $12.00

Maple Pignolia

Maple Pignolia

Each order includes 16 delicious cookies. Currently, we only accept CASH and offer local pickup and delivery in the Columbus, Ohio area.
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Maple Pignolia

$12.00

Oh, the wily pineamal! It takes hundreds of highly-skilled Chinese trackers to find it. It must be brought down with gargantuan amounts of Thorazine in order to carefully harvest only one of its two pine-nuts (pignolia) under dangerous conditions in which it might awaken and rip out our throats at any moment. The pine-nuts are brought home where they are toasted–delicious and delicately nutty,...