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Only you can stop the Easter Slaughter

Posted by on Mar 20, 2013 in Featured, Uncategorized, What's New?

Only you can stop the Easter Slaughter

This is the Easter Bunny. It has a dark side; it eats kittens. Only by placing an order of Constance Cravings can you allay its terrible urgings for delicious kitten meat. For the sake of all that is furry and cute, please, place your order today!

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Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Kasler!

Posted by on Jun 10, 2012 in Uncategorized, What's New?

Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Kasler!

This gorgeous creature gently cupping her bountiful trays of deliciousness is Karen. She bought a tray of chocolate chip cookies for her husband, because she loves him. Do you love YOUR spouse this much? How do they know? Perhaps you should follow Karen’s fine example, hmm? Karen also purchased a tray of Satay Peanut Sauce cookies for her co-workers because they hate her. That’s what she said. Apparently, going three minutes too long makes your producer want to behead you with a...

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Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Walt!

Posted by on Jun 7, 2012 in Uncategorized, What's New?

Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Walt!

This is Walt. Walt just made his girlfriend very happy. Yesterday, Walt’s girlfriend asked him to look at our site. He did and placed an order for Chocolate Chip and Kimbunserfuckers. Today, Walt picked up his orders and tonight, Walt will be getting some. Cookies. I mean, he’ll be getting to have some cookies. Tonight. After a sensible dinner…Oh, never mind.

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Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Gretchen!

Posted by on Jun 4, 2012 in Uncategorized, What's New?

Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Gretchen!

Holy Crap, people! Gretchen placed the most AMAZING order! She ordered cookies for troop leaders, teachers, helpers–even her mom! Only one of these EIGHT trays was for her and her daughter. Look at her, lounging in all of her elfin glory, like a tiny Smaug guarding her delicious treasure. Yes, I’m mixing my Tolkien creatures in the same sentence. Fuck off. She’s cute and formidable is what I’m trying to say.

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Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Karen!

Posted by on Jun 4, 2012 in Uncategorized, What's New?

Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Karen!

Why does Karen look so amazing? Did she do something different with her hair? New shirt? No, it’s the cookies she’s holding. One batch of Oatmeal, Pecan & Chocolate Chip Toothfinders (she got to name them) and one batch of Mayan Chocolate. And because Karen HATES getting her picture taken almost as much as I do, I promised I would photoshop Quetzalcoatl’s headdress onto her. Not only is it a daring fashion statement, but it’s breathtakingly culturally sensitive,...

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Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Deb!

Posted by on Jun 4, 2012 in Uncategorized, What's New?

Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Deb!

Deb ordered O’Dell Monster cookies for, appropriately enough, a baby shower. The cookies were delivered via our famous Danish Courier and she was allowed to hold them just moments after. They were then taken carefully to a special part of the kitchen where they were nursed and watched over in the hours leading up to the event. Special care was taken to make sure no small children jostled them. It was almost like they were sleeping. Ssh… Then they were messily devoured by the shower g

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