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Only you can stop the Easter Slaughter $

Only you can stop the Easter Slaughter

Only you can stop the Easter Slaughter

This is the Easter Bunny. It has a dark side; it eats kittens. Only by placing an order of Constance Cravings can you allay its terrible urgings for delicious kitten meat. For the sake of all that is furry and cute, please, place your order today!

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Only you can stop the Easter Slaughter

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This is the Easter Bunny. It has a dark side; it eats kittens. Only by placing an order of Constance Cravings can you allay its terrible urgings for delicious kitten meat. For the sake of all that is furry and cute, please, place your order today!

Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Joel! $

Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Joel!

Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Joel!

This handsome fellow is Joel, standing erect with his namesake batch of cookies

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Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Joel!

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This handsome fellow is Joel, standing erect with his namesake batch of cookies: Uncle Joel’s Sportin’ Lumber. Yes, he’s the proud papa of this new concoction: 5th Avenue candy bars chopped up and smooshed into the dough, French’s Potato Sticks smashed on top and then baked to chewy, crispity, tumescent perfection. He’s a genius! You should try them! Just don’t...

Almond SugarMoms $12.00

Almond SugarMoms

Almond SugarMoms

Each order includes 16 delicious cookies. Currently, we only accept CASH and offer local pickup and delivery in the Columbus, Ohio area.
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Almond SugarMoms

$12.00

What could be more refreshing and wholesome than a mouthful of Mom? Almond SugarMoms are the very embodiment of all that is wonderful about motherhood. They’re light, but firm; tender, but a little flaky; thin, yet weighty with responsibility (and butter). The almond flavoring gives them that delicious impression of marzipan without the guilt. Buy some for your dear mother, or get some for...

Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Kasler! $

Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Kasler!

Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Kasler!

This gorgeous creature gently cupping her bountiful trays of deliciousness is Karen. She bought a tray of chocolate chip cookies for her husband, because she loves him. Do you love YOUR spouse this much? How do they know? Perhaps you should follow Karen’s fine example, hmm? Karen also purchased a tray of Satay Peanut Sauce […]

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Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Kasler!

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This gorgeous creature gently cupping her bountiful trays of deliciousness is Karen. She bought a tray of chocolate chip cookies for her husband, because she loves him. Do you love YOUR spouse this much? How do they know? Perhaps you should follow Karen’s fine example, hmm? Karen also purchased a tray of Satay Peanut Sauce cookies for her co-workers because they hate her. That’s what...

Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Walt! $

Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Walt!

Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Walt!

This is Walt. Walt just made his girlfriend very happy. Yesterday, Walt’s girlfriend asked him to look at our site. He did and placed an order for Chocolate Chip and Kimbunserfuckers. Today, Walt picked up his orders and tonight, Walt will be getting some. Cookies. I mean, he’ll be getting to have some cookies. Tonight. […]

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Cavalcade of Cookie Stars-Walt!

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This is Walt. Walt just made his girlfriend very happy. Yesterday, Walt’s girlfriend asked him to look at our site. He did and placed an order for Chocolate Chip and Kimbunserfuckers. Today, Walt picked up his orders and tonight, Walt will be getting some. Cookies. I mean, he’ll be getting to have some cookies. Tonight. After a sensible dinner…Oh, never mind.