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Oatmeal Raison d’être

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Each order includes 16 delicious cookies.
Currently, we only accept CASH and offer local pickup and delivery in the Columbus, Ohio area.
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Oatmeal Raison d’être

Each order includes 16 delicious cookies. Currently, we only accept CASH and offer local pickup and delivery in the Columbus, Ohio area.
Fill out the form below to place your order.

Oatmeal Raison d’être

$12.00

Niels claims that this cookie is the reason he married me. He’s from Denmark, so he’s weird. But this really is a lovely cookie. Sometimes, the only thing that gets me out of bed in the middle of the afternoon is the promise of shoving that bad boy into my gaping maw. The cookie, I mean. It’s a big, motherfucking oatmeal cookie, with orange zest, spices and raisins. It smells...

Niels claims that this cookie is the reason he married me. He’s from Denmark, so he’s weird. But this really is a lovely cookie. Sometimes, the only thing that gets me out of bed in the middle of the afternoon is the promise of shoving that bad boy into my gaping maw.

The cookie, I mean.

It’s a big, motherfucking oatmeal cookie, with orange zest, spices and raisins. It smells amazing and makes a delicious, chewy paste after you shove the entire thing in your mouth and let it soften with your saliva just so you can elicit that special, disgusted look from your daughter because you’re pretending to be a cow chewing her cud. So good.

It will fill you with warmth, vitality and the energy to face your day! Hell, it’s got oats and raisins, so it’s even almost healthy!

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