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Chocolate Chip Cookie

Each order includes 16 delicious cookies.
Currently, we only accept CASH and offer local pickup and delivery in the Columbus, Ohio area.
Fill out the form below to place your order.

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Chocolate Chip Cookie

Each order includes 16 delicious cookies. Currently, we only accept CASH and offer local pickup and delivery in the Columbus, Ohio area.
Fill out the form below to place your order.

Chocolate Chip Cookie

$12.00

I really don’t like chocolate chip cookies. Neither do you; admit it. The vast majority of them are flabby puddles of tasteless dough with 4 or 5 chips gently sweating grease onto whatever tray of failure someone has chosen to display them. Those failure puddles are what started me on this little venture. I was determined to create a chocolate chip cookie that even I would like. I dorked...

I really don’t like chocolate chip cookies. Neither do you; admit it. The vast majority of them are flabby puddles of tasteless dough with 4 or 5 chips gently sweating grease onto whatever tray of failure someone has chosen to display them. Those failure puddles are what started me on this little venture. I was determined to create a chocolate chip cookie that even I would like. I dorked around with proportions and quantities, experiencing many failures myself, which I fed to the dogs. Just kidding! I would never do that. I fed them to strangers’ children, of course.

Finally, I achieved success.

This is the best damn chocolate chip cookie you will ever eat. You will never want to try another kind of chocolate chip cookie again. It’s crisp on the outside and chewy in the middle. It’s big. It’s round. It’s full of chocolaty goodness. Your PMS will thank you for feeding it this cookie.

You really don’t want to know how many calories are in this cookie. It’s good because it’s fattening. Be assured it’s made with no weird preservatives or funky chemicals. It’s pure cookie goodness. Email me if you want the recipe. I’m willing to share it, because I want the world to be a better place. And I want everyone to stop baking failure puddles.

Contains: Butter, dark brown sugar, light brown sugar, granulated sugar, vanilla, eggs, flour, salt, baking soda, baking powder, and a buttload of chocolate chips-not necessarily in that order

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